lolsofunny:

 

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people


thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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ruinedchildhood:

Me 24/7/365




My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen


jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….